Modern Twist Enthusiast Mugs

Bullfighter practising with a mechanical bull.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Deux Ex Mechanic

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'