Modern Twists Appreciator Mugs

This Little Pig built his house of straw, and lived happy secure ever after

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

The Final Selfie

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Gluten-free Santa

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Well - we are catfish.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Santa the mugger.

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

Nude Descending a Staircase

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'