Modern Twists Appreciator Gifts

This Little Pig built his house of straw, and lived happy secure ever after

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The Final Selfie

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Gluten-free Santa

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Well - we are catfish.'

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

Santa the mugger.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

Nude Descending a Staircase

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'