Modern Twist Aficionado Gifts

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

You know I can't do the twist.

Litigious Bo Peep

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Deux Ex Mechanic

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Santa the mugger.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.