Lover Of Modern Twists Gifts

"Velcro!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

Diet Sugar House.

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'What are you implying?'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

False starts.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

Hansel and Gretal.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

The modern version.

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"According to this, prince Charming is divorcing Cinderella. He says he was forced into the marriage by his father,and that he's always secretly loved one of her ugly sisters."

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

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