Classic With A Twist Lover Gifts

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Diet Sugar House.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Statue Selfie

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

Corona virus Christmas tree

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

'TERMITES!'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

"Velcro!"

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.