Twirl Aficionado Gifts

Ballerina

Ice Skater

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Turn, turn and turn.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Champagne Bubble

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Violinist on Skates

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

School of Dance

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.