Whirling Enthusiast Gifts

Turn, turn and turn.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Curtsey

Hypnotoon

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Cowboy Trump

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

You know I can't do the twist.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Deux Ex Mechanic

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Diddly

Ice Skater

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Santa the mugger.

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

How to handle spin