Swinging Enthusiast Gifts

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'

Turn, turn and turn.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golf

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golfers lost on the road