Swing Aficionado Gifts

A dinosaur, a bearded man and a man on a swing

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

Swing

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golfers lost on the road