Swing Enthusiasts Gifts

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

Swing time.

"This never happened."

"I need this more than you."

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Elderly man and woman swing high

"I swing both ways."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golfers lost on the road