Swing Music Enthusiast Gifts

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'Yes-your grandpa still swings-the lead mainly!'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Cab Calloway Swings

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golf

Golfers lost on the road