Swing Music Lover Gifts

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Swing dancers.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golfers lost on the road

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -