Swing Lovers Gifts

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

Swing dancers.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mood Swings.

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

For sale - Used only Once.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.