Swing Lovers Pillows

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

Swing dancers.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

For sale - Used only Once.

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"