Swing Enthusiast Pillows

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Stone henge swing.

'When push comes to shove, I want people who'll push.'

'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

"I'm practising my dropping."

'Wow! Did you see the sexy club that woman was swinging?'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'Where's my horse?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'

"Could we take a short recess? My client could use some time on the swings."

Swinging

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Did you see a divot, about this big, come flying past about a minute ago?"

A bride and a groom on a swing

'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'

Swing Recliner.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out."

'I know you told Dad not to go on the swings... I've phoned for an ambulance.'

Swing Band

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

'I think he want you to be quiet!'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

Have a fabulous afternoon tee!

Golf

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

Swing

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"