Swing Enthusiasts Pillows

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

Swing time.

"This never happened."

"I need this more than you."

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Elderly man and woman swing high

"I swing both ways."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."