Swing Music Gifts

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Whatta ya mean? 'The Swing Time Demons' is a great name for a band..."

"No seriously, I am Glenn Miller."

Jungle Man picking a 'swing' track in a record store

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Swing Band

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Swing dancers.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'