Swings Gifts

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Swings

'Come on, I did it for you...'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Ghost Swing

Switchback Playground.

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

I told you not to text me when you're swinging.

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Elephant too heavy for the swing

Ancient man

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Swinging

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine