Swinging Seniors Gifts

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Swing

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Switchback Playground.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"It must be still charging."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"This is where I come to unwind."