Swing Swinger Gifts

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Lady of the bath...

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

I think you're ace

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"But I use all of them!"

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."