Swing Swinger Pillows

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"But I use all of them!"

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."