Swing Pillows

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Cab Calloway Swings

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"This never happened."

Swinging

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

It can be taken up at any age....

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Swing

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

For sale - Used only Once.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.