Swing Swingers Pillows

Kids - who'd have em?

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

I think you're ace

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Mood Swings.

The Amateur Golfer

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."