Serious Swinger Pillows

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Thanks God!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Nice putt."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'