Sporting Swinger Pillows

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The Amateur Golfer

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Hockey Goal

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Wash balls here.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

Excalibur Golf Course.

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."