Sporting Swinger Prints

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Hockey Goal

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Nice putt."

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."