Joyful Swinger Prints

Thursday is the new Friday

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Cricket Lovers

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Thanks God!

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Nice putt."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Addressing The Ball

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window