Sun-loving Swinger Prints

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

A man plays golf by the sea

The Amateur Golfer

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Thursday is the new Friday

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sun Worshipers

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Water skiing.

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Giraffe swing

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

In all the excitement of the beaches opening, Harold forgot to apply sun block...

'The higher you fly the brighter the light.'