Sun-loving Swinger Pillows

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sun Worshipers

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Water skiing.

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Giraffe swing

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Ice cream van