Over-50s Swinger Pillows

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"Nice putt."

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?