Swinging Seniors Pillows

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Switchback Playground.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"It must be still charging."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'