Swinging Sisters Pillows

"Anyway, nice talking to you Shirley, I think there's some men waiting to tee-off."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mood Swings.

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Airports.

Switchback Playground.

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"It must be still charging."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golf

Golfers lost on the road