Swinging Sisters Gifts

"Anyway, nice talking to you Shirley, I think there's some men waiting to tee-off."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Automatic swing machine

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

Airports.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Switchback Playground.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"It must be still charging."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Headphone swing

Golfers lost on the road