Swinging Gifts

Thursday is the new Friday

'When push comes to shove, I want people who'll push.'

"Mom! You're embarrassing me!"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Higher!'

Roger Ebert as a kid 'I know God gave me a gift. I just don't know what it is yet.'

'Timmy, experience is what you get when you don't actually get what you want.'

'Would you like to learn the secret of extreme swinging?'

Stonehenge

"It must be still charging."

Swinging

"A tyre on a rope! Yeah! You're the best Dad!"

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

"Dad, can I go to Rex's house to play on his swing?"

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"I wish I was rich.... And had someone to push me."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

'I've heard he swings both ways.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

'I wish you wouldn't keep on about the 'Good old days' professor!'

'So how's the diet going, Silvia?'

"Have you ever heard of 'swing rage'?"

King of the Swingers.

Swings Doctor

'There it is... those monsters!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Monkeys watching other monkey swing. 'Check it out...it's one of those new cordless vines.'

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

"This never happened."

Headphone swing

A dinosaur, a bearded man and a man on a swing

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."