Swinger Gifts

"I wish I was rich.... And had someone to push me."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Lady of the bath...

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"This never happened."

Swinging

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

It can be taken up at any age....

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"But I use all of them!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

For sale - Used only Once.

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Cab Calloway Swings

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