Style Swinger Gifts

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"But I use all of them!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

King Richard I

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Giraffe swing

Psychotic mood swing.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'