City Swinger Gifts

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golf Hil Divot

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Thanks God!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

'Wash balls here.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Rory McIlroy