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'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Nice putt."