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Thursday is the new Friday

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Cricket Lovers

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"Nice putt."

Rory McIlroy

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

'Wash balls here.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"