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Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"Nice putt."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Rory McIlroy

'Wash balls here.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.