Senior Swinger Gifts

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Golf Hil Divot

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Nice putt."