Seaside Swinger Gifts

A man plays golf by the sea

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

I think you're ace

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

The Amateur Golfer

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Sandy Floss

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Golf Hil Divot

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'