Seaside Swinger Gifts

A man plays golf by the sea

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

Sandy Floss

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'You're away, Doc!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."