Casual Swinger Gifts

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I think you're ace

A man plays golf by the sea

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Nice putt."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"