Casual Swinger Mugs

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

The Amateur Golfer

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Golf Hil Divot

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Wash balls here.'

Rory McIlroy

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

"Nice putt."