Romantic Swinger Mugs

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

Missing You.

Kids - who'd have em?

Golfers' Heaven

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Thank God its Monday!'

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

'Any way I could play through?'

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

'We met over the net.'

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

'Lightning bolt.'

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

Found it!

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).