Romantic Racket Swinger Mugs

Missing You.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Big advantage!!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Wordplay

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Table Tennis

Anyone for tennis?

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'