Romantic Racket Swinger Gifts

Missing You.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Big advantage!!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

Rafael Nadal

Wordplay

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Table Tennis

Anyone for tennis?