Racket Sports Lover Gifts

'for what we are about to receive...'

Pete Sampras

'Big advantage!!'

Tennis player.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Ratminton

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.