Racket Sport Lover Gifts

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

"Did you win your squash game?"

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Andre Agassi

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Anyone for tennis?

Tennis

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.